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Lagerpetidae is a family of basal avemetatarsalians. Though traditionally considered the earliest-diverging dinosauromorphs, fossils described in 2020 suggested that lagerpetids are instead an early branch of pterosauromorphs. Lagerpetid fossils are known from the Triassic of San Juan (Argentina), Arizona, New Mexico, and Texas, Rio Grande do Sul (Brazil), and Madagascar. Scleromochlus, a minuscule archosaur from Scotland, is sometimes regarded as a lagerpetid or close relative of the family.

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United Nations Security Council Resolution 2009 was unanimously adopted on 16 September 2011.

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